KNIT BEANIE // 4 COLORS
The crisp of the early spring has brought this beanie into existence. Careful of that cold northern wind, protect your ears with the new URT beanie. Your inner ear will thank you for it. It's only a matter of time before your body starts protecting itself and you develop surfer's ear. New bony growths will start to develop in your ear canal and compound on each other and forcibly close your entire inner ear, blocking all bacteria, mold, and infections that couldn't Indiana Jones their way out of there before the temple door shut.
And you thought this was a just a beanie. Protect yo'self.